Apparently the coolest thing in the
world right now is unicorns. In honor of our friends at Starbuck's,
we too are launching a unicorn(ish) hinge.
(Yeah, I know, that's not a horn, it's an ear, and even if it was a horn, there's two of them, so this would technically be a “Bicorn”, which is even cooler, 'cuz if one horn is good, two's gotta be better, right?)
Like Starbuck's our goal is to entice
our customers, who usually buy our other stuff, (just not as much of
it as we'd like, to be honest), to buy our groovy horse head hinges,
because, hey, they're groovy. And kinda unicorny.
Also like our friendly coffee purveyors
of lefty-left coast fame, we intend to offer them at a “Special
Price”*, for a “Limited Time”**. We'll even customize them
with up to three colors of temporary glitter for an additional
$10/set.
Call Modern Fence Technologies quick,
while supplies last! (Our staff will be happy to show you all the REAL savings to be had using genuine American made hardware and caps)
* “Special Price” = 20% over
list (Because it's cool, and special!)
** “Limited Time” = Until we run
out of them, or Mark and Marge find out we're doing this, whichever
comes first!
